I have a shirt in my bag.
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
at my funeral there’s gonna be a potato bar that serves bottomless fries (waffle, french, curly q, all varieties), hash browns, tater tots, boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes, home fries, potato chips, sweet potatoes, potato based vodka, baked potatoes, scalloped, diced, and sliced potatoes
the united states has two borders:
- el border
- eh border